We buy it. We break it in.
Then we tell the truth.

Six burr grinders, one month, 180 dialled-in shots. Two clear winners, one famous name that didn't survive the sieve test.

Twenty-four bags, every roaster logged, freshness dates photographed. The matching quiz is smarter than it looks — with one blind spot.

Same beans, same water, thirty mornings. Body vs. clarity, cleanup time measured with an actual stopwatch.